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Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore Reviews List

Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore

DICK"S LAST RESORT THE JOINT YER MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT!
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! We make our food from scratch and it's served up in steel buckets! Big sloppy ribs, juicy honey-roasted chicken, succulent crab legs and much more! Dick's Last Resort is best known for SERVICE with SARCASM! That's right, there's never a dull a moment, which is how we earned our infamous reputation. Bring everybody! This joint is ideal for large groups. There's always a reason to party at Dick's Last Resort. EAT, DRINK, LAUGH!
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27 Current Reviews
Summary of Diner Ratings & Reviews
Overall 
3.5 / 5
(Very Good) 3.5 / 5
(27 Reviews)
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Rating Breakdown 27 reviews
5 stars
(6)
4 stars
(8)
3 stars
(7)
2 stars
(5)
1 star
(1)
Food 
3.1 / 5
(Very Good) 3.1 / 5
Service 
3.7 / 5
(Very Good) 3.7 / 5
Ambiance 
3.6 / 5
(Very Good) 3.6 / 5
Noise Level
2.7 / 3
Energetic
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Diners classify this restaurant as:
  • good for groups(19)
  • special occasion(7)
  • hot spot(6)
  • great for lunch(4)
  • great for outdoor dining(4)
  • late-night find(4)
Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore Reviews List
Review 1 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5

Not what I thought it would be.

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OpenTable Diner
Dined on 5/20/2013
Food 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Service 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Ambiance 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Noise Level
Quiet
Quiet
"I was looking forward to having the servers joke/make fun of me and my friends, but aside from throwing some straws and napkins at/around our table, that was it. It was also very quiet (giving it was a Monday night). The food was pretty good (I had ribs n fries). I would try to come on a night that would be more busy for a better experience."
Dined on 5/20/2013
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Review 2 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5

On bucket list

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OpenTable Diner
Dined on 5/17/2013
Food 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5
Service 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Ambiance 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"We went here for our daughters 12th bday. Some people would be offended. We had a fun time at the restaurant. Food was average but the total experience was Great!!"
Dined on 5/17/2013
Special Features: good for groups, special occasion
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Review 3 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5

Loved it!!! Took a bachelorette

Food 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Service 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Ambiance 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"Loved it!!! Took a bachelorette party there and the bride couldn't get enough criticism, it was my favorite part of the entire day of events. Thank you."
Dined on 04/20/2013
 2013
Special Features: vibrant bar scene, good for groups, romantic, special occasion
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Review 4 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5

Not a large variety of food

Food 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5
Service 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Ambiance 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"Not a large variety of food and the crab cakes were awful"
Dined on 04/20/2013
 2013
Special Features: good for groups
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Review 5 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5

This was our first time there

Food 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Service 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5
Ambiance 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5
Noise Level
Moderate
Moderate
"This was our first time there and we were very disappointed. It was my Husband's Birthday and we have a party of 9. They were out of hats and my Daughter was looking to wearing the hats from what we seen on youtube and the server was not fun at all. It was a lady and the food was okay but my Husband said the ribs were terrible. I don't know if we can on a bad night or what but it was very disappoiting. Our bill was $250 and it was not worth it."
Dined on 04/07/2013
 2013
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Review 6 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5

Love The Place. Don't Go If

Food 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Service 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Ambiance 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"Love The Place. Don't Go If You Dont Have A Sense Of Humor. I Loved The Place. Kind Of Expensive Though."
Dined on 04/06/2013
 2013
Special Features: good for groups, great for brunch, late-night find, great for lunch, hot spot
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Review 7 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5

the atmosphere was fun but

Food 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5
Service 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5
Ambiance 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"the atmosphere was fun but the food was overcooked (grilled chicken had to be returned to kitchen b/c it was black/burned), small portions & not much to chose from for dinner. The grilled chicken on the salads were also burned & were only "side" salad sized that was supposed to be a "dinner" salad. the ribs were 4 bones w/ fat & no meat at all. Food was extremely dissappointing! It was my daughters 18th bday & the waitress didnt bring our hats until the food was almost eaten. Even the sayings on the hats were boring & dissappointing for a group of older teenage girls :("
Dined on 04/02/2013
 2013
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Review 8 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5

A good one time visit.

Food 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Service 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Ambiance 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"It's a unique experience for a one time visit. The prices are far too high and food quality too low to justify visiting more than once."
Dined on 03/24/2013
 2013
Special Features: fit for foodies, good for groups, hot spot
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Review 9 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5

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Food 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Service 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Ambiance 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"It was my husband first time it was great."
Special Features: good for groups, hot spot
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Review 10 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5

Spirited atmosphere. Flying

Food 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Service 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5
Ambiance 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"Spirited atmosphere. Flying napkins, paper hats with candid mocking of the guest. Need to experience once- great for a group. Food is not the draw."
Dined on 03/16/2013
 2010
Special Features: good for groups
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Review 11 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5

We chose this place to have

Food 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Service 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Ambiance 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"We chose this place to have our monthly Ladies Night Out and we had a ball!! Our host was the best. We are definatley coming back"
Dined on 03/16/2013
 2013
Special Features: vibrant bar scene, fit for foodies, good for groups, scenic view, hot spot
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Review 12 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5

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Food 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Service 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Ambiance 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"for the money... was disappointed with the food... the bar drinks and the service is what I thought it would be."
Dined on 03/07/2013
 2013
Special Features: good for groups
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Review 13 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5

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Food 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Service 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Ambiance 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"WE went to DICKS FOR MY dAUGHTERS 18TH BIRTHAY.... SO FUNNY!!!!!"
Dined on 03/02/2013
 2013
Special Features: vibrant bar scene, good for groups, kid-friendly, late-night find, neighborhood gem, great for lunch, hot spot
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Review 14 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5

Great night for a girls night

Food 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Service 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Ambiance 
5 / 5
(Outstanding) 5 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"Great night for a girls night out. We enjoyed the meal and drinks. And were able to enjoy each others company along witha having a fun full night. Good not stop laughing."
Dined on 02/08/2013
 2012
Special Features: good for groups
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Review 15 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5

We would have liked it better

Food 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5
Service 
4 / 5
(Very Good) 4 / 5
Ambiance 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Noise Level
Moderate
Moderate
"We would have liked it better if the menu had more choices such as sandwiches, burgers and such at dinner time."
Dined on 02/08/2013
 2013
Special Features: late-night find, special occasion
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Review 16 for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Overall rating 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5

I understand the waiters are

Food 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5
Service 
1 / 5
(Poor) 1 / 5
Ambiance 
2 / 5
(Fair) 2 / 5
Noise Level
Energetic
Energetic
"I understand the waiters are hired for the entertainment and some joking around is just fine. But when a waiter is dowe right rude and personally insulting that is uncalled for!! Would never go back again or recommended it to anyone!! We had a large group and had 3 waiters, 2 were great and the other one should be fired!!!"
Dined on 01/25/2013
 2010
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Ratings-Only Reviews for Dick's Last Resort - Baltimore
Based on the average of (11) ratings-only reviews
Overall 
3.5 / 5
(Very Good) 3.5 / 5
Food 
3 / 5
(Good) 3 / 5
Service 
3.9 / 5
(Very Good) 3.9 / 5
Ambiance 
3.9 / 5
(Very Good) 3.9 / 5
Noise Level
2.7 / 3
Energetic